Friday Funny: NaNo Style

A Nanowrimo participant and her daughter were out trick or treating. A man opened the door and said to the little girl, “What are you supposed to be?”

“A ballerina,” she said as she twirled in a circle. He dropped a piece of candy in her bag.

“And what are you supposed to be?” he asked the older woman who was wearing vampire teeth, had quotes pinned to her shirt, and was carrying a dictionary.

“I’m the Word Count,” the woman said with a thick, fake accent.

“Aren’t you a little old to be trick or treating?”

“Probably, but I’m going to need all the chocolate I can get.”